Limericks

I own a Border Terrier called Zack
Whose nose is cold, wet and black
He sniffs all around, nose glued to the ground
Blimy I should have trained him to track

I own a Border Terrier called Zack
Who has such a rough hairy back
He runs round and round, with Bessie the hound
But neither will bloody come back!

I own a Border Terrier called Zack
Who steals my shoes from the rack
He would take off and run, have all sorts of fun
and then tease me until I would crack

I own a Border Terrier called Zack
After daycare he just hits the sack
By sleeping a day, he'd be raring to play
Then lookout Wiggly Zacky is back!!!!